I'm a cool dude...

Smeg head is showing off the horrible painting momma did of her at her blog today... so I thought I'd show off the painting momma did of me too.

The painting is on the wall - so everyone can see what a cool dude I am. Of course the painting is rubbish, as idiot momma did it, but I think she managed (I know... it's like a miracle that she manages anything at all with her moron human brain) to capture the essence of me.

Aaaaargh!

I't enough to drive a handsome beast like me insane... the alarms went off at 9:30 this morning... and unlike normally they didn't go off again.

I really don't like the alaram, it very, very loud, and I'm not very keen on loud noises (don't get me started on fireworks - evil things they are!).

In the end I though that momma might be scared laying in bed cursing the blooming alarm and trying to get another half hour of sleep, so I decided to jump under the covers to protect her.

Smeg-head was under the bed, as she doesn't like the alarm either (this we actually agree on, that, and that shrimp is yummy).

In the end momma got up, I quickly followed her to keep her safe, and smeg-head also follwed us. So, we sat like plonkers on the sofa (me of course protecting the females) until the alarm went off... only for it to come on again 5 minutes later!

By this time momma was checking her e-mails, so I hurried up to protect her, by jumping all over the keyboard.

After I'd protected momma enough to know she was safe and that is wasn't really too dangerous, I decided to go in the courtyard... luckily there was less noise there.

Hopefully the blasted thing will stay off for the rest of the day, so I don't have to sit on mommas lap to keep her safe!

Me in the courtyard:

Cat tree

The spice cats commented on my hidey-hole yesterday, so I thought let you know that that is my cat-tree... momma made it, and with momma being an idiot, it looks like rubbish!

You can see all the pictures while it was being built, and after it was finished here

Last night the smeg-head snuggled up with momma under the duvet... I would never sink that low, so I slept on my chair next to the bed. Later the alarms went off, so momma got up to make herself some food... and I quickly snuck under the covers to steal all her heat! *evil laugh*

When momma came back up I decided to beat up smeg-head... she's a moron, and deserves nothing else but a good beating. Smeg-head then hid under the large dresser (where my gorgeous body cannot fit under), so I had to give up.

And to make you all jealous of my stunning being, I'm posting this superb picture of me eating meat:

Laffin'

Harr-harr-harr! The heating has gone "boom-kaput" and momma is cold... poppa is out having fun (where it's probably warm), and no-one can come and fix the heating tonight... so I'm pointing paws at momma and laughing! mol! Serves her right for not being covered in nice warm fur! mol! Stupid momma.

Meecing

You don't know what meecing is you say...? It's something I used to do every night - go out micing, and come home with the goodies. Some like to call micing hunting, but meecing sounds so much stylish... and I'm a stylish kitty!

Sadly I do not go meecing anymore... We're moved and I'm now not allowed outside... I hate momma and poppa! They are evil moving house like that! Let me out! I'm a big boy, and can take of myself.

I used to blog at MyTypes, so if you want to (of course you want to!) you can see my older blog enteries there.